Anonymous asked: I would drag my balls on a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart thru a walkie talkie.

sg-babes:

The most romantic thing I’ve ever read, right there.

huffposttv:

Saturdays are meant for poop jokes.

(Source: inaromanticalway)

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via plus-size-barbiee)

curvykellylane:

This is me. lol

When I saw this Thursday. Right in the feels.

(Source: corymonteith)

Erryday.

Erryday.

(Source: 12oz-mouse-yo, via curvykellylane)

chromjuwelen:

1967 Ford Mustang Fastback (via Fastback | Flickr - Photo Sharing!)

chromjuwelen:

1967 Ford Mustang Fastback (via Fastback | Flickr - Photo Sharing!)

(via theoldiebutgoodie)

(Source: snowballwar, via onlylolgifs)

tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries]

Why the fuck doesn’t Chinese food have a tracker?

tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries]

Why the fuck doesn’t Chinese food have a tracker?

atmidnightcc:

Catch up with past @midnight episodes anytime!

HERE—> cc.com/atmidnight

(Source: yandere-midori, via funnyordie)